Chavin Zéro Rosé – Alcohol-Free French Wine (75cl)

"Tastes like a millionaire’s lunch in Saint-Tropez, without the mid-afternoon regret." – Kev, Functional Drinks Club

FLAVOUR VIBES

Light pink pour. Crisp, clean, and seriously elegant.

Cinsault, Syrah, and Grenache grapes bring juicy peach, citrus, and white-flower notes.

Fresh enough for summer. Sophisticated enough for date night.

This isn’t “pretend wine.” It’s wine minus the chaos.

THE GRAPE TRUTH

Made in the south of France from real French grapes.

Alcohol gently removed, not aggressively stripped.

Balanced acidity, soft fruit, and a dry finish that screams class.

Just 2.5g of sugar per 100ml making it less sweet, more chic.

WHY IT’S WORTH EVERY SIP

You’ve moved on from cheap hangovers and half-hearted options.

This bottle’s built for people who expect more and want flavour, finesse, and focus.

It’s not about saying no to alcohol. It’s about saying yes to better taste, better mornings, better you.

BRAND STORY

Born in France, raised on refinement.

Chavin Zéro redefines wine culture with craftsmanship and conscience.

Traditional grapes, modern mindset, because pleasure shouldn’t come with punishment.

WHAT MAKES IT SPECIAL

Premium French grapes (Cinsault, Syrah, Grenache). 

Alcohol-free, but full-flavoured.

Low sugar, low calorie, high style.

No artificial nonesense.

Crafted for people who like to celebrate and still crush Monday.

SERVE IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT

Chill it. Pour it. Let it sparkle in the glass.

Pairs beautifully with salads, seafood, sunshine, and smugness.

It’s not a substitute. It’s an upgrade.

KEV SAYS:

“This is what self-respect tastes like.  Rosé for grown-ups who’ve swapped hangovers for high performance.  Smooth, elegant, and sharper than your ex’s tongue. Santé.”