This shirt? It’s your passive-aggressive PSA in cotton form. The “Touch Grass Bro” tee features a dramatically unbothered cartoon hand touching the tiniest patch of grass like it’s a sacred ritual and honestly, maybe it is. If you’ve ever told someone to go outside through a screen, this is your uniform now.

Made with Comfort Colors’ famous heavyweight cotton, this tee feels like your favorite old shirt from the very first wear. Garment-dyed for vintage vibes and pre-shrunk so you don’t have to Google "how to unshrink clothes" again. Whether you’re outside ironically or just dodging the algorithm, this tee gets the job done with sarcasm and humor

Warning: may cause boomers to ask what the joke is.

Features:

• Sarcasm, but make it wearable – Your favorite meme, now in shirt form
• Heavyweight cotton lighthearted shade – Soft, broken-in, and built to last
• Dramatic grass-touching graphic – Because apparently that’s therapy now
• Relaxed fit – For optimal chill and minimum effort
• Garment-dyed and pre-shrunk – You’re lazy, we planned for it
• Printed in the USA – Just like your last existential crisis